The Lithium List
If I don't concede my goals to you right now I run a very real risk of dying before I ever start fully living.
So to express that which I don't easily know how to share, from Joel Runyon, I've swiped the concept of the Impossible List™. To trick myself into thinking it's a balanced list, I've hijacked and implemented life categories from the man that turned teardrop-eyed figurines into a billion dollar empire. (Sure, I've made minor tweaks to the categories, but you didn't even notice, did you?) From Danny Dover, I borrow the notion of creating a self-imposed deadline for the very goal that motivated the creation of this blog:
Every list of crazy goals needs a name. Welcome to the Lithium List.
Just as lithium is a popular type of battery, the Lithium List now gets to power my life's purpose. Lithium is also highly reactive and susceptible to catching fire, (think Hoverboards and Samsung Galaxy Note 7's). I'm fired up about devouring the impossibilities on the Lithium List, one calculated step at a time.
Your goals may be different than mine. But as I set out to accomplish my impossibilities, I will document the ways in which I break down huge goals into bite-sized and manageable tasks. Documenting the resources, tools, and methods I use means you can glean the processes for your own goals too. As you set out to write your list, you may start to wonder, can I actually admit to the goals I want to accomplish? What if nobody thinks I can reach them? Let's use me as an example; everyone probably suspects I'll accomplish drinking tap water in Maine. But for the remainder of my list, others beliefs cease to matter, for in order to accomplish the impossible, it's necessary to default to the wisdom of Henry Wadsworth Longfellow:
Now that we're bonding, let's get vulnerable. Onto the list!
THE LITHIUM LIST
1. Health and fitness–
20 soccer juggles on each foot
Create a time-lapse of my body transformation
Correct my butt tendonitis, (yep! This is a real ailment)
Hit a home run in slow-pitch softball
Complete the 100 push-up challenge
Do 100 triple-unders in a row
Complete a posture program
Compete in the World Jump Rope Championships
Research and implement recovery methods to use during training
Become a professional soccer player in the NWSL by the end of the 2020 season
2. Intellectual life–
Test out of a college-level Anatomy & Physiology Course, (My A&P courses are over 7 years old and are no longer accepted as valid)
CLEP out of a college-level Chemistry course
Become a Certified Toastmaster
Become fluent in French
Complete a Masters degree
Become a certified aromatherapist
Complete an Idaho STAR motorcycle course...........Accomplished April, 2018
3. Emotional life–
Compile an elite, transportable sleeping environment
Adhere to a morning matcha ritual
Create a Life Plan & Will
4. Nutrition–
- Construct nutrient-dense meal plans for a 7-day time period
- Select teas and tisanes for daily consumption
- Create different bean recipes for every day of the week
- Study Nancy Clark's Sports Nutrition Guidebook
Study Vegetarian Sports Nutrition by D. Enette Larson-Meyer...........Accomplished July, 2017
5. Spiritual Life–
- Meditate Daily
Serve at an S.N. Goenka Vipassana meditation course...........Accomplished March, 2017
- Read the Book of Mormon
- Read the Torah
6. Love relationships–
Attend a Tantra Course with my beloved
7. Parenting vision–
Become a foster parent for a teenager
Eat one meal together as a family every day
Do my own parents count?....Climb Mount Borah with my old man
8. Social life–
Plan a bachelorette party for a friend
Karaoke "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover" while sitting on a stranger's lap
Participate in a stand-up comedy open mic night
Witness a same-sex couple smooch on a live Kiss Cam at a sporting event
Attend a Marine Ball
9. Financial life–
- Complete a Masters degree, debt-free, by the time I graduate from the program
Read I Will Teach You To Be Rich by Ramit Sethi...........Accomplished April 2017Complete a Financial Peace University Course...........Accomplished December 2018
10. Career-
Collaboration song with Turquoise Jeep
Work a telecommute, flexible schedule position offering health insurance
Collaborate to create a more eco-friendly, blister-reducing soccer-sock
Become the first female to make it onto Joel Runyon's list of "Bucket List Bloggers"
Compound a natural yet effective deodorant
Construct and distribute a reusable, high-quality mascara wand
Write natural beauty reviews
11. Quality of life-
Build a Turkish style Elephant's Feet toilet in the bathroom
Construct a walk-in shower in the bathroom
Pare down all of my belongings into organized and travel-ready units
Win a car through an endurance kissing contest
Travel to India with my brother, C Rexy, and my fella, Pup Pup
Travel to Thailand with Alpaca to visit her birthplace
Drink the tap water in Maine
Go on a Horseback Safari
Adhere to Project 333, all with polyester-free clothing
12. Life vision-
Create a scholarship for a certification course
Create a scholarship for an Eagle Academy student
Procure a chemistry agreement between the alternative high schools in the Boise, Idaho area and Oregon State University.
Collaborate to create an EMDR (Eye Movement Desensitization Reprocessing) "game" for the VR Oculus Rift
12. Wagers with athletes-
Shoulder ride Kelly Slater in the spirit of tandem surfing
Complete a marathon in Antarctica with Apolo Ohno & my oldest brother, Charlemagne
Have my hair cut into a mullet by Randy Johnson
Compete in a belly flop contest with Michael Phelps
Have my hair dyed by Dennis Rodman
Compete in a 24-hour softball tournament with Jimmy Graham