I harbor a fantasy of having my hair cut into a mullet...
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...by MLB's beloved Hall of Famer, Randy Johnson. And You. You're now here to hold me accountable to climbing to the top of my Randy-haired ladder.
May I also borrow you for all of my other cockamamie goals? Be a dear and send me your wild goals too. The world rewards the bold, you know.
